Shopping the REAL adventure!!!
Ok so... here we are to continue the adventure of Jenn and Me and scruffy... hehehehehehehe... I decided that I needed to buy a new phone because of the fact that my cell phone had an adventure of it's own in mixing it up with a soda and the soda won!!! OOPS!!!! Bad mistake here people... don't ever let your cell phone do the tango with soda... soda will always win!! So the three of us( not the three mousketeers) Jenn and I maybe could be mouseketeers but not Scruffy... went to Stoneridge Mall in Pleasanton to find me a new phone and whatever else tickled my fancy... the first stop we made was at the Verizon Kiosk in the mall and they were NO help at all.. none, nada, zilch, zero... none at all. I found a Verizon store and explained my situation, not that the phone had met it's match with a soda but that I was talking with my friend Jenn and the phone died and I couldn't dial her back... the screen had died.. funeral music please... so the guy did his best to resurrect the phone to no avail and he pronounced it DOA... and he decided to help me get a new one for FREE!!! Free is good... so we got a new phone... same style just new... (refurbished) as they call it... and away we went... On to the next store which just happpen to JC Penney... side note here.. while I was getting my new phone, Scruffy had found a store that he liked that had a "Lord of the Rings" chess set that had the characters and a different board... with hills and trees and grass on the board... you make the pieces and paint them the colors that they should be... for about $50.00 (STUPID) oh Please... who in their right mind is going to purchase something like that for that price.. oh yeah..GEEKS!!! The bad part here was that Scruffy wanted me to buy it for him... NO NOT NEVER!!! But I digress... note to self... don't digress, it makes it boring for other readers....
So, back to the fun... as Jenn meets up with Scruffy and me, I notice that she is smelling "different" than she started out... she as far as I know... doesn't wear a heavy perfume.. so I can't always tell when she is wearing any perfume... however... she STUNK TO HIGH HEAVEN!! and she was PISSED !!! I asked her what happened and she told me that while she was in the upper part of Penney's someone sprayed her with stinky fufu perfume... and boy was it stinky fufu... so here we are down stairs in the men's department looking for clothes for me and we found a couple of nice shirts and Scruffy found these "attitude" T- shirts that he just fell in love with... so he found one that he liked... and it fit him to a T.. so I told him that I would buy it for him... that started a frenzy with him... everything that he saw... he liked... I finally told him that he was done for the night and just to sit back and relax while I and Jenn, who stunk... shopped. Well, we got done at Penney's and Jenn decided that it was time to fix her smelly "icky-stupid" problem and buy her a new blouse... so we cashed in the IOU from Christmas that I gave to her ... and went shopping in Macy's. She wouldn't shop in the womens section at Penney's again in fear of being attacked by the spray happy sales people. I wonder why... and she found this new ocean blue blouse... and I purchased it for her..(she took FOREVER trying to find this blouse)... in the mean-time... I went to use the facilities and Scruffy decides it is his time to "make his move..." so to speak and with me gone, he tries to "hit" on Jenn. I heard about this part and so am a little foggy on what exactly happened.. so Jenn told me that while he was with her, he decided to "scan the merchandise" so to speak... Jenn being the merchandise... and thought that she was the least bit interested in him..NOT, NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN IN THIS LIFETIME... NUNCA!!! He checked her out and she told him to BUZZ OFF in polite terms and he was not going to let that stop him... you have to read her blog for this part of the story...
We purchased a couple of other items and went to drop them off at Bart because I had to be in Oakland at the ISC at 8:30 and I didn't have time to take them all the way home and be back in on time. I took them to BART and let them off and then I went to Oakland and took care of my thing.
The dancing part of this adventure will be continued tomorrow evening...
Good night...
Ok so... here we are to continue the adventure of Jenn and Me and scruffy... hehehehehehehe... I decided that I needed to buy a new phone because of the fact that my cell phone had an adventure of it's own in mixing it up with a soda and the soda won!!! OOPS!!!! Bad mistake here people... don't ever let your cell phone do the tango with soda... soda will always win!! So the three of us( not the three mousketeers) Jenn and I maybe could be mouseketeers but not Scruffy... went to Stoneridge Mall in Pleasanton to find me a new phone and whatever else tickled my fancy... the first stop we made was at the Verizon Kiosk in the mall and they were NO help at all.. none, nada, zilch, zero... none at all. I found a Verizon store and explained my situation, not that the phone had met it's match with a soda but that I was talking with my friend Jenn and the phone died and I couldn't dial her back... the screen had died.. funeral music please... so the guy did his best to resurrect the phone to no avail and he pronounced it DOA... and he decided to help me get a new one for FREE!!! Free is good... so we got a new phone... same style just new... (refurbished) as they call it... and away we went... On to the next store which just happpen to JC Penney... side note here.. while I was getting my new phone, Scruffy had found a store that he liked that had a "Lord of the Rings" chess set that had the characters and a different board... with hills and trees and grass on the board... you make the pieces and paint them the colors that they should be... for about $50.00 (STUPID) oh Please... who in their right mind is going to purchase something like that for that price.. oh yeah..GEEKS!!! The bad part here was that Scruffy wanted me to buy it for him... NO NOT NEVER!!! But I digress... note to self... don't digress, it makes it boring for other readers....
So, back to the fun... as Jenn meets up with Scruffy and me, I notice that she is smelling "different" than she started out... she as far as I know... doesn't wear a heavy perfume.. so I can't always tell when she is wearing any perfume... however... she STUNK TO HIGH HEAVEN!! and she was PISSED !!! I asked her what happened and she told me that while she was in the upper part of Penney's someone sprayed her with stinky fufu perfume... and boy was it stinky fufu... so here we are down stairs in the men's department looking for clothes for me and we found a couple of nice shirts and Scruffy found these "attitude" T- shirts that he just fell in love with... so he found one that he liked... and it fit him to a T.. so I told him that I would buy it for him... that started a frenzy with him... everything that he saw... he liked... I finally told him that he was done for the night and just to sit back and relax while I and Jenn, who stunk... shopped. Well, we got done at Penney's and Jenn decided that it was time to fix her smelly "icky-stupid" problem and buy her a new blouse... so we cashed in the IOU from Christmas that I gave to her ... and went shopping in Macy's. She wouldn't shop in the womens section at Penney's again in fear of being attacked by the spray happy sales people. I wonder why... and she found this new ocean blue blouse... and I purchased it for her..(she took FOREVER trying to find this blouse)... in the mean-time... I went to use the facilities and Scruffy decides it is his time to "make his move..." so to speak and with me gone, he tries to "hit" on Jenn. I heard about this part and so am a little foggy on what exactly happened.. so Jenn told me that while he was with her, he decided to "scan the merchandise" so to speak... Jenn being the merchandise... and thought that she was the least bit interested in him..NOT, NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN IN THIS LIFETIME... NUNCA!!! He checked her out and she told him to BUZZ OFF in polite terms and he was not going to let that stop him... you have to read her blog for this part of the story...
We purchased a couple of other items and went to drop them off at Bart because I had to be in Oakland at the ISC at 8:30 and I didn't have time to take them all the way home and be back in on time. I took them to BART and let them off and then I went to Oakland and took care of my thing.
The dancing part of this adventure will be continued tomorrow evening...
Good night...
posted by John at
11:19 PM
1 Comments:
Wow... how come I don't get to go on these sorts of extravagent shopping tangeants with you guys?
Oh yeah, I finally got a blogspot profile, obviously...
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