One more just because!!!!


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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE BITCH..
FREE PUPPIES: ½ COCKER SPANIEL ½ SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.
FREE PUPPIES . . . PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG .
GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 LBS. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT. BEEN OUT AWHILE .. BETTER BE A REWARD..
1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/OFFER .(This sounds interesting:))
SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE.. ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS..
COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED. ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE..
NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY .
HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER - "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!".
GEORGIA PEACHES, CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 CENTS LB..
NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE .
TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 -- $9 PER HOUR..
EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175. .
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300..
ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.
OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON. FREE COFFEE & DONUTS .
FOR SALE BY OWNER: COMPLETE SET OF ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA. 45 VOLUMES. EXCELLENT CONDITION. $1,000.00 OR BEST OFFER. NO LONGER NEEDED. GOT MARRIED LAST WEEKEND. WIFE KNOWS EVERYTHING.
At least most women think they do ....